...WTF...
ok so here is another dream for all that love to keep up on my insane mind. enjoy the dream and Herold!
this one started with a friend of mine David the "pool guy" for those of you that have heard of him. we were walking with his wife and kid down his street to go get a doxon puppy for some gift. I was there cause I had been invited to a party at there house that evening.I was going to the party with J though so I have know idea why I was there earlier. and I triped and fell David tryed to break my fall and catch me so instead of falling on the cament I fell cown a crack next to one of the houses being built on his street. the crack was to be filled in to cover the earth quake cushon underneath the house. ok so here I an sitting on this plank with nothing to get me out. I asked for help getting out. I got panicky after a wile of having people laugh at me and started freeking out about all the spiders crawling around me. finaly I screamed and started to cry cause everyone was just rolling on the ground laughing and these 3 construction guys came out and pulled me out of this hole and life went on.
I went back to there house to refresh and calm down befor the party. there were tremors hapening alot. David sayed it was normal and to ignor them. his wife came in and was doing a quick clean up befor the party doing last munute things. I asked if I could help and she said I didnt understand how things went with the party. ok whatever. some thing fell down from the celing due to one of the quakes plaiging the house. (I understood why that all the houses were on this earthquake stuff now). she picked it up and threw it back up to the cealing. all it did was leave a big dent in the roof of the room. Duh. so she left the kitchen in a huff cause it was Davids fault that she had put a hole in the cealing. He started making drinks for the party. I just sat in the kitchen the hole time cause the people were a bit pretentious and I didnt like the way they treated everyone.
so this party Davids wife was throwing was like a yuperware or candle party but forcused on selling dishes. my cousin Elizabeth was there expounding the greatness of there god offle uggly fonominaly expensive dishes and the proes and cons of matched over mismatched sets...bla bla bla it was a snooty party and there were alot of snobs there.
J had come to the party with me and had went out the back of the house and down the hill to go swimming in this creek/ spillway kinda thing behind the house. I went out to be with him cause everone inside was realy iritating me. David was making drinks and his wife came out saw J in the water and decided it was a great idea. so she goes down the patth to get in the water. I am behind her and slip and break the glass I had my drink in. she liiks at me and pats my arm and says 'thats ok hun thats why we dont give certain types the good glasses'. I was profusly apologetic and chose to pass over the rudeness of the statement. so david goies down to pick up the glass. wile he is down there J goes up to him and starts fighting with him. J punches him a few times and then says I dont share muther fucker.
the 3 construction workers show up and say 'we can go home now there is good on this world and not everyone thinks there perfect here'. so the big uggly one says 'you mean herald doesnt have to hide any more'. wile saying this he whips out his dick and pats it. so a big ship lands and picks up the 3 alien construction workers and takes them away. good bye constructon worker with a dick named harold.
this one started with a friend of mine David the "pool guy" for those of you that have heard of him. we were walking with his wife and kid down his street to go get a doxon puppy for some gift. I was there cause I had been invited to a party at there house that evening.I was going to the party with J though so I have know idea why I was there earlier. and I triped and fell David tryed to break my fall and catch me so instead of falling on the cament I fell cown a crack next to one of the houses being built on his street. the crack was to be filled in to cover the earth quake cushon underneath the house. ok so here I an sitting on this plank with nothing to get me out. I asked for help getting out. I got panicky after a wile of having people laugh at me and started freeking out about all the spiders crawling around me. finaly I screamed and started to cry cause everyone was just rolling on the ground laughing and these 3 construction guys came out and pulled me out of this hole and life went on.
I went back to there house to refresh and calm down befor the party. there were tremors hapening alot. David sayed it was normal and to ignor them. his wife came in and was doing a quick clean up befor the party doing last munute things. I asked if I could help and she said I didnt understand how things went with the party. ok whatever. some thing fell down from the celing due to one of the quakes plaiging the house. (I understood why that all the houses were on this earthquake stuff now). she picked it up and threw it back up to the cealing. all it did was leave a big dent in the roof of the room. Duh. so she left the kitchen in a huff cause it was Davids fault that she had put a hole in the cealing. He started making drinks for the party. I just sat in the kitchen the hole time cause the people were a bit pretentious and I didnt like the way they treated everyone.
so this party Davids wife was throwing was like a yuperware or candle party but forcused on selling dishes. my cousin Elizabeth was there expounding the greatness of there god offle uggly fonominaly expensive dishes and the proes and cons of matched over mismatched sets...bla bla bla it was a snooty party and there were alot of snobs there.
J had come to the party with me and had went out the back of the house and down the hill to go swimming in this creek/ spillway kinda thing behind the house. I went out to be with him cause everone inside was realy iritating me. David was making drinks and his wife came out saw J in the water and decided it was a great idea. so she goes down the patth to get in the water. I am behind her and slip and break the glass I had my drink in. she liiks at me and pats my arm and says 'thats ok hun thats why we dont give certain types the good glasses'. I was profusly apologetic and chose to pass over the rudeness of the statement. so david goies down to pick up the glass. wile he is down there J goes up to him and starts fighting with him. J punches him a few times and then says I dont share muther fucker.
the 3 construction workers show up and say 'we can go home now there is good on this world and not everyone thinks there perfect here'. so the big uggly one says 'you mean herald doesnt have to hide any more'. wile saying this he whips out his dick and pats it. so a big ship lands and picks up the 3 alien construction workers and takes them away. good bye constructon worker with a dick named harold.
posted by graeye at 6:01 PM
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:twitch::twitch:
Okay, so I had a WEIRD dream not too long ago, but all I can remember is that a young Dolly Parton was buttfucking the kid that plays Clark on Smallville with the world's longest dildo, because it would somehow save the earth from the evil badguy's plan. I mean, the thing was like, 12 feet long! She was laughing & saying "This is just like being on the farm!"
Weird. ;)
Oh, and I'm not sure if it was a typo or not, but I was very amused by your word "yuperware".
*me*
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