you have to read this...
ok so here is another dream back by popular demand and cause i just cant get it out of my head. if I must suffer then so to do you my beautifull friends.
so my ex husband is looking through his Tevo editing out stuff he doesnt want. he comes to a show that he doesnt recognise the name of so he plays it to see what it is.
the stage is huge like a big theatre or aiditorium. the seats are packed to the roof with people dressed all nice in tuxes and formal wear. the lights dim and the curtains rise to a guy standing there in a tutu. this guy is like Bubba jail cell kinda scary. all he is wearing is that multi colores tutu in its blues, greens, pinks and purples. in front of him is a line of ducks in a row one behind the next. he bows and straightens himself up for his performance. coughing into his hand then straightening his tutu. he steps up and picks up the first duck pets it and then starts ficking it. the duck quacks a couple times and he tosses it aside and move on the the next duck. he fucks them one after another all the way down the line to the last duck making each quack by fucking them. he bows and the audience gives him a standing ovation.
so when did duckfucking become like to mozart in the musical world? I know I am odd but I just had to share. I dont condone animal violence. he could have at least apreciated the ducks. just like a man to fuck and cast aside.
Disclamer: No animals were harmed in the making of this dream.
so my ex husband is looking through his Tevo editing out stuff he doesnt want. he comes to a show that he doesnt recognise the name of so he plays it to see what it is.
the stage is huge like a big theatre or aiditorium. the seats are packed to the roof with people dressed all nice in tuxes and formal wear. the lights dim and the curtains rise to a guy standing there in a tutu. this guy is like Bubba jail cell kinda scary. all he is wearing is that multi colores tutu in its blues, greens, pinks and purples. in front of him is a line of ducks in a row one behind the next. he bows and straightens himself up for his performance. coughing into his hand then straightening his tutu. he steps up and picks up the first duck pets it and then starts ficking it. the duck quacks a couple times and he tosses it aside and move on the the next duck. he fucks them one after another all the way down the line to the last duck making each quack by fucking them. he bows and the audience gives him a standing ovation.
so when did duckfucking become like to mozart in the musical world? I know I am odd but I just had to share. I dont condone animal violence. he could have at least apreciated the ducks. just like a man to fuck and cast aside.
Disclamer: No animals were harmed in the making of this dream.
posted by graeye at 6:29 PM
3 Comments:
You have a duck fetish going on, don'tcha.
You know, the worse part is that Trav probably doesn't recognize it because I was the one who set it to record! lol
You need help.
*me*
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