merry xmas

To All My Online Friends:
As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to allof you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months.
thank you for making me feel safe, secure,blessed, and wealthy.Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I needto seal an envelope.Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it canremove toilet stains.I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make theseproducts are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could bepricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like awater buffalo on a hot day.I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedExsince they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls toJamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receivemy free replacement pair from Nike.I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214angels looking out for me.Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within fiveminutes.I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who isabout to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time) I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once Ireceive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me forparticipating in their special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I willnow return the favor!If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land onyour head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occurbecause it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. Yep, true story!

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thats about how I feel right now

being in a job that is nice but they are trying to force me to quit sucks. my boss is a bitch and likes to corner me when no one is around and fuck with my head. today I told her to fire me if she needed to in front of 2 of my fellow imployese. Im sure by tomorow I will have no job.

in other news...a neighbor of mine is off her rocker. got off from a realy bad day at work to her calling me and asking for help. she was a total idiot and gave some guy a rida last night. went to one of his friends houses did who knows what then gave the guy her keys. keys mind you not to her car but her fathers. he told her he was just going to be gone for 15 nim. lol how stupid can you be never give rides to strangers no mater how nice they are and never give them the keys to your car. any ways said guy took her car and went to dallas and sold it. she let him have her car and the fucker sold it.

WELL DUH... some people blow me away. she is not the smartest straw in the bail thats for sure!!!

hell IVe thought about giving people rides or lending them the keys....but have I done it...NO FUCKING WAY!

IM about freeking out right now. had a bad day. Im thinking its time for serious drugs. lol drugs thats cool. I have drugs

passing it on

Instructions: Copy and paste the questions to your blog (with your answers, not mine), and tag at least three others to do the same.

1. What is your favorite holiday movie? there isnt one for me...that might be different if they did a realy bad xmas scifi flick lol.

2. What is your favorite holiday song (title and artist)? that would defenetly be the little drummer boy song. I like it so much I dont care who does it.

3. What's the best holiday gift you were ever given, and why? a picture of my dog it made me cry but its still meant alot to me.

4. Do you have a special someone to kiss at the stroke of midnight on New Year's? yeah but I dought there will be any kissing going on.Ill probly be asleep anyways.

5. Name of your favorite reindeer? hell I dont even remember all there names.

6. Favorite Holiday food? dont realy have one anything datk chocolate is good though.

7. Snow day -- cuddle by the fire, or hand me a snowball? Im a cuddler but its not so much fun without my Shel.

8. What was your New Year's resolution for this year? Did you stick to it? there is none so that would be a no.

9. Is there really a Santa Claus?Im sure there was at one point, but realy its something people have used to make there kids behave.

10. Present, or stocking stuffer? I would have to say present though hetting a bajillion useless things is lame.

Now for my tags: Starroge, Kylara and cause I love ya Felix...you can leave your answers for me here felix ;)

the best xmas gift ever

lol not work safe!!! http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/1290/me21as.gif

Im all for a good laugh!